Wednesday, May 13, 2009

The Rabbit Warriors

We are the Schlabbles! We the founding members of Reilinger Kraichbach Schlabbe, for years we Schlumbel-carnival all around! Not just Reilingen, we also schlumbel in Hockenheim, Altlussheim, Rheinhausen, Wiesental, and Kirrlach Kronau! All the places it pisses, our beautiful river, the Kraichbach! Smelling of aspargus we piss in the river Kraichbach! Some of us in years gone by we have in ourselves the experience of great Fastnacht parades and the Greasy Tuesday parties! So is why we decide to combine our carnival wagons to organize itself into a grosse BierWagen and attack with fun all parades of the region! We are the Schlabbes! And then the Schlabbes found themselves in the first campaign! 30 Fastnacht fanatics in 2007, the first time the carnival people get loose on the world! After the first campaign, we had finally tasted blood. And that's why we decided to continue driving on Carnival to participate. Unfortunately, the year 2008, once we are out of the campaign, the year it brought us not a good news, our very popular BierWagen was no longer good to drive. Why we do, with a heavy heart, the old BierWagen had to be scrapped. Fortunately, it is our sponsor / buddy / SuperPassenger Ralf managed to Wettengel us a truly gigantic chassis! So do not panic, the Reilingen Kraichbach Schlabbes did not give up so fast, we continued to participate in the carnival and bustle us in 2009 with our new double grosse BierWagen! On a great 08/09 season, a 3-fold strong AHOY! Always we are looking for more sponsors / buddies / SuperPassengers! Always we are looking to take the clownish bustle of the BierWagen on tour! So now when Henry on the motorbike with his two scooter friends comes to us and says, "You are the Hasekrieger Alemanni! The Rabbit Warriors of the Alemanni! Join with me on my Way to Canossa! All your beers will be paid!"--we paint our faces and fill the BierWagen with our snowboards and on the tour we go! We leave behind the asparagus-scented Kraichbach, the sandy fields of Reilingen! Gang nach Canossa! We are the Schlabbes!

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1 comments:

Dave O'Meara said...

Reilinger Kraichbach Schlabbe (http://www.kraichbach-schlabbe.de/) are a real group! I hope they don't mind that I've turned them into semi-fictional characters in an absurdist blog-drama!